*Insert funny pun here*

long-distance-suggestions:

I’m so glad you exist even if you’re so far away

(via whispatchet)

brucesterling:

(via neil-gaiman)

theperksofneurodivergency:

dykecrowley:

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

(via apatheticrobots)

manywinged:

i LOVE the idea of “i can’t win, but you can lose” in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

(via apatheticrobots)

ao3commentoftheday:

sweet-dignity-pegususgirl:

ao3commentoftheday:

ALT

would you?

image ID: another edit of the same anti-piracy ad as above. This one reads, “bitch I might”

(via superat626)

mckitterick:

mckitterick:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

I’ve been dramatically exaggerating my reactions to hot people for YEARS because I thought that was what everyone did. For COMEDIC EFFECT. are you telling me all the squealing and people getting flustered and those ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags were Not A Joke

At least dinosaurs. Are real

A small collection. Happy ace week you guys

the only person in the world who’s ever made me feel like this is my beloved (and that’s EVERY DAY)

Happy Ace Spectrum Week, folks!

(via thetiredpenguin)

saoirseronanswife:

amen brother…

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ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

hey, don’t cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

i realized that i like the format because it’s the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

(via sotoro-ma)

witchesversuspatriarchy:

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shoe109:

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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